Torygeddon Bingo

A selection from all the Tory MPs who are standing again, in a handy bingo card to mark off when they lose their seat.

First pick what sort of Tory hopefuls you want on the card (keep clicking to change them):

- thick, rich and full of clots.

- a mix of greater and lesser bastards.

- the remaining dregs of the party.

- add one of your own.

Print it out, and when one of them loses their seat, cross them off and have a drink. Good luck!